It had been an extremely cold night. The north wind
had blown a late February freeze over Mississippi. Uncle Seth felt
the cold in his joints as he slowly moved to the fireplace, pine
knot in hand. Soon, he had a blazing fire going in the hearth. He
peered through the window and saw twelve-inch icicles frozen to
the white-oak shingles along the roof’s drip line. Each one shimmered
like diamonds as the rising sun pierced through the translucent
ice.
“Get-up boys!” Uncle Seth called to his young great-grandchildren.
“Ole Jack Frost has decorated our house with diamond daggers.”
The crackling fire and Uncle Seth’s curious announcement were all
that was needed to get the boys out of their warm beds. One glance
through the iced-covered window-light and they immediately began
to dress for the outside. After all, you don’t see something like
this very often in south central Mississippi.
“Come on boys! Let’s go down to the pond and break the ice so the
mules can get a drink of water,” urged Uncle Seth. Reaching the
pond, they found the ice almost too thick to break with the ax.
This was the perfect invitation for the boys to try their skill
as ice walkers. Their slick leather-bottomed brogans were no match
for the ice. As soon as their feet hit the ice, head over heels
and down they went! Uncle Seth chuckled at their youthful antics.
“Okay boys! Ya’ll a-getting too far out. The ice is too thin to
support you out there in the middle,” the old Confederate Veteran
warned.
“Ya’ll come here, and let me tell ya’ll about one of my good friends
who witnessed a Confederate POW escaping from a Yankee prison camp
on ice skates!” he declared. “My friend F. G. Connellee from Bertrand,
Virginia, told me about the time he and a lot of our men were confined
at Point Lookout. The Potomac River was frozen over, and the Yankee
soldiers were having a great time with their ice skates. Our poor
boys were watching – most of ‘em had never seen any one on ice skates
before. One Southerner was watching with greater curiosity than
the rest. He kept asking the Yanks about the magic that held the
skater up so well on slick ice. Well, this provided the Yanks with
great fun – the poor Southern fool (they thought) was so dumb (as
they figured most of us naturally were) that he didn’t even know
about ice skating. The Southern fool kept asking his silly questions
to the amusement of his captors. Soon, he made the outlandish statement
to the Yanks that ice skating didn’t look too hard and he bet that
he could do it.” Uncle Seth stopped to see if the boys were following
his story.
“What happened Uncle Seth?” inquired Curtis as he once more slipped
on the ice.
“Well boys,” continued Uncle Seth with a chuckle, “That dumb hayseed
put on those magic skates and immediately began to slip, slide,
and fall around just like you’re doing, Curtis. The Yanks were having
a great laugh at this poor fellow’s expense. Slowly, he slipped
and fell his way toward an opening in the Yanks’ line of guards.
Then, as if by magic, that poor dumb Southerner shot through their
lines and began to speed skate with perfect form up the Potomac
River! Oh, you should have seen the astonishment on the faces of
those brilliant and intellectually superior Yankees! For precious
moments they just stood there watching in disbelief as their prisoner
dashed for freedom. At last, they shook off their dismay at what
had been perpetrated upon them and sounded the alarm. It looked
like a scene from a comedy show. There went the Confederate skater
in perfect form, speeding away up the Potomac River with Yankees
in full uniform slipping, sliding, falling, and cursing, attempting
to shoot at the low profile of the speed skater. Of course, his
fellow POWs were cheering him on, but looking up river they could
see a break in the ice. It was a tract of water about thirty feet
wide kept open to allow boats to move up and down the river. On
the other side was Maryland and freedom. The Confederate skater
never slowed down. Reaching the break in the ice, he jumped into
the air, and aided by his tremendous speed he cleared the break,
landed on his feet on the other side, and -- just to rub salt into
the Yankees’ wounded pride – he stopped, spraying ice everywhere,
and waved good-bye to his captors!”
The boys loved to hear the old Confederate Veteran’s stories. He
loved their company and knew that soon he and his aging comrades
in gray would no longer be around to tell their stories. Who then
would give meaning to the sacrifices made by the men who wore the
Gray in the War for Southern Independence? Uncle Seth sighed; the
weight of defending the honor of the South was greater than anything
he had endured during the War. If Curtis’ Yankee schoolbooks were
any indication, it wouldn’t be long before everyone in the South
would hate him and his comrades. “Yes,” thought Uncle Seth, “the
victor is not satisfied with only stealing our freedom. He is now
moving against our memory.”
© James Ronald Kennedy, www.KennedyTwins.com. Uncle Seth is a
fictional character. His adventures are based on actual events as
told by Confederate Veterans and other Southerners who were actual
witnesses to the events described.
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